Daddy Helms

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A hot young guy who plays the saxophone like it's his job and your life depends on it. He’s the kind of guy who makes you want to quit your job just to watch him perform.
Just saw Daddy Helms at the club. I left my girlfriend and my lunch to go talk to him.
He played the sax so good, my dog started dancing.
Daddy Helms walked in, and I forgot how to breathe.
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The best kind of person who makes your heart do backflips and your pants feel tight just by playing the saxophone.
Daddy Helms serenaded me, and I fell in love. Then I fell in a puddle.
He played the sax and I dropped my phone in the toilet.
I texted him, and he replied with a sax solo. I cried.
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A man so good-looking and talented with the saxophone that he makes teenage girls swoon and gay guys rethink their life choices.
Daddy Helms came into my classroom, and I forgot my math homework.
He played the sax, and I kissed my best friend. Then I kissed him.
He walked by, and I texted him. He replied. I got a crush.
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