daddy hawk

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A guy who looks like he just walked out of a bar fight and still smells like whiskey and regret.

My boss is a daddy hawk. He still looks like he could knock me out with one punch.

That guy at the grocery store is a daddy hawk. He probably dated my mom.

My uncle is a daddy hawk. He still has a tattoo of a dancing chicken.

A man so handsome he makes your mom blush and your dad cry.

That guy in the coffee shop is a daddy hawk. My mom said he looked like my dad in his prime.

My teacher is a daddy hawk. He still has a crush on my mom.

That man at the gym is a daddy hawk. He lifts weights like he’s fighting a dragon.

A guy who acts like he’s the king of the world, but still smells like old socks and hope.

My grandpa is a daddy hawk. He still wears the same pants from 1983.

That guy at the bar is a daddy hawk. He still drinks like he’s 20.

My neighbor is a daddy hawk. He still thinks he’s the best at everything.

A man who looks like he just got out of jail and still smells like bad decisions.

That guy at the mall is a daddy hawk. He probably stole my mom’s heart.

My dad is a daddy hawk. He still wears the same shirt from his first job.

That man at the bus stop is a daddy hawk. He probably had a tattoo of a flamingo.

A guy who still looks cool even though he probably took a hit to the face in the 80s.

My uncle is a daddy hawk. He still looks like he could beat up my dad.

That guy at the gym is a daddy hawk. He still does push-ups like he’s in a competition.

My neighbor is a daddy hawk. He still wears a hat like it’s the 80s.

A man so attractive he makes your dog jealous and your cat run away.

That guy at the park is a daddy hawk. My dog tried to hug him.

My teacher is a daddy hawk. My cat ran away when he walked in.

That man at the bar is a daddy hawk. My dog just stared at him for 10 minutes.