Daddy hands

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Daddy hands are huge hands that look like they’ve been dipped in a meat grinder. Your fingers are long like spaghetti, and your knuckles are big enough to make your hand look like a broken toaster. When you hold hands, it feels like you're holding a whole damn pizza.
My girlfriend’s hands look like she was born with a meatball in each finger.
My dad’s hands are so big, he could grab a whole bag of chips and eat them with one hand.
When my bro holds hands with his girlfriend, it looks like they’re trying to merge their hands into one giant meaty monster.
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Daddy hands are like having a wrestling coach for your hands. You train your off-hand so hard it can slap a kid’s face and still have energy to grab a donut.
I trained my off-hand so much, I could grab a donut and slap a kid at the same time.
My off-hand is so strong, it could punch a hole in a wall and still hold my phone.
I’ve been doing grip-strength training so long, my off-hand could wrestle a bear and still make me a sandwich.
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