Daddy Hair

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A messy hair style on a girl that only a dad would try to do. It looks like it was done in a hurry and probably with one hand while eating a sandwich.
My daughter’s hair looks like a war zone. It’s officially Daddy Hair.
He tried to braid her hair. It’s now a tangle of hope and regret.
She walked in with a half-ponytail. I knew it was my dad.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a dad tries to fix a girl’s hair and ends up making it look like a traffic jam. It’s full of knots and probably some food crumbs.
He tried to do her hair. Now it looks like a raccoon attacked it.
Daddy Hair is when you can see the hair band from three feet away.
My dad did my hair. It’s like a tangled mess with a side of pride.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A hair style that looks like it was done by someone who doesn’t know the difference between a comb and a hammer. It’s usually on a girl who’s trying to survive the day.
My dad did my hair. It looks like he used a glue gun and a sock.
She walks in with a hair-do that looks like it was done by a drunk man.
Daddy Hair is when your hair is half done and your dad is half proud.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A hair style on a girl that was done by a dad who thought a ponytail was just a fancy word for ‘throw it all in a bag and hope for the best’.
He did her hair. It looks like he threw a sock in a blender.
Daddy Hair is when the braid is more of a ‘I gave up’ kind of braid.
She came in with a half-braid. It was like a sign of surrender.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a dad tries to do a girl’s hair and ends up giving it a style that looks like it was done in a tornado. It’s usually full of hope and three different colors of hair ties.
He did her hair. It looks like a tornado hit a crayon box.
Daddy Hair is when you can see three different colors of hair bands.
She came in with a braid that looked like it was done in a rush and a half.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A hair style on a girl that was done by a dad who probably used a pencil and a bag of chips. It’s full of hope, hair ties, and maybe a little bit of regret.
He did her hair with a pencil and a bag of chips. It’s now known as Daddy Hair.
Daddy Hair is when the braid looks like it was done by a distracted dad.
She walked in with a half-ponytail. It was like a cry for help.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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