Daddy Hack

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A Daddy Hack is when you hit the ball so hard, it yells ‘Daddy’ all the way to the moon and then collapses into a pile of soggy donkey guts.
My cousin hit a Daddy Hack and the neighbor’s dog cried for 10 minutes.
The ball went so far, my uncle’s cousin’s pet goat died from the sound.
He hit a Daddy Hack and the entire neighborhood got a free donkey sandwich.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Daddy Hack happens when you swing so hard you miss the ball and crash like a drunk donkey into a pile of rocks.
My dad tried a Daddy Hack and ended up in the hospital with a donkey sandwich in his face.
He swung so hard, the donkey ran away screaming.
My uncle did a Daddy Hack and got stuck in a swamp.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The best 12-year-old baseball player ever, he hits every ball so far it turns into a 450-foot donkey that roars like a swamp dragon.
He hit a donkey so far, my dog cried and ran away.
He broke the home run record so fast, the donkey got confused.
He hit so hard, my cousin’s donkey got a degree in swamp science.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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La steroid is a ballplayer who was born next to a nuclear plant, got hit with rocks, and now hits every ball so far it turns into a 500-foot donkey that screams like a swamp whale.
He hit a ball so far, the donkey got a job as a swamp teacher.
He hit so hard, my dog got a degree in swamp donkey music.
He swung so hard, the donkey ran into a swamp and got a tattoo.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daddy hits a donkey so hard with a cock, it flies 450 feet and crashes into the center field like a screaming donkey in a swamp.
He hit a donkey so far, my dog got a scholarship to donkey university.
He hit so hard, the donkey turned into a swamp professor.
He hit so far, the donkey got a job at the moon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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