daddy google

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Daddy Google is when some loser acts like Google is their dad because they ask it everything and trust it more than their own brain

'Daddy Google said I got a 100% on the test, so I didn't study.'

'Daddy Google told me the sky is purple, so I believe it.'

'Daddy Google said my crush likes me, so I texted him 20 times.'

When a desperate girl sends her man fake pregnancy test pics from Google to keep him from leaving her and acting like it’s real

'I sent him a Google pic of a pregnant woman and said it was mine.'

'He left me for a real pregnant woman, but I still sent him Google pics.'

'I told him I was pregnant with twins, and it was all from Google.'