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When a dad thinks his son is the next big thing, even though the kid can't catch a ball without tripping over his own feet.

Dad: 'He's gonna be a pro! He just needs a little more time!' Kid: 'Dad, I fell off the couch.'

Dad texts coach: 'My boy is gonna wreck the game. He’s got potential.' Coach: 'He’s got potential. Like potential to fail.'

Dad yells at the ref: 'You’re blind! My boy was clearly better!' Ref: 'Sir, he was clearly better at being dumb.'

That fake confidence dads have when they believe their kid is the best, even though the kid can’t even spell ‘soccer’.

Dad: 'He’s got a future in sports. I know it.' Kid: 'I don’t even know what a pass is.'

Dad: 'He’s gonna be famous.' Kid: 'I’m famous. I’m the guy who fell into the goal.'

Dad texts the team: 'He’s gonna win the game.' Team: 'He’s gonna win the game. He’s also gonna win the pity party.'

When a dad’s pride is so big it covers up the fact that his kid can’t even run straight.

Dad: 'He’s got speed. He’s got talent.' Kid: 'I got talent. I got speed. I got no idea where I’m going.'

Dad texts the coach: 'He’s got a bright future.' Coach: 'He’s got a bright future. And a lot of bruised knees.'

Dad yells at the kid: 'You’re gonna be the best! You’re gonna be the best!' Kid: 'I’m the best at falling.'

When a dad thinks his kid is the next LeBron, even though the kid can’t even dribble without tripping over his own shoes.

Dad: 'He’s gonna be the best. I know it.' Kid: 'I’m the best. I’m the best at tripping.'

Dad texts the team: 'He’s got the skills.' Team: 'He’s got the skills. And the lack of balance.'

Dad yells at the ref: 'You’re cheating! My kid’s got talent!' Ref: 'Sir, your kid’s got talent. And a lot of dumb.'

That fake hype dads give their kids, even though the kid can’t hit a ball without missing it twice.

Dad: 'He’s gonna be the best. I know it.' Kid: 'I’m the best. I’m the best at missing.'

Dad texts the coach: 'He’s got the future.' Coach: 'He’s got the future. And a lot of sore knees.'

Dad yells at the kid: 'You’re gonna be the best! You’re gonna be the best!' Kid: 'I’m the best at being yelled at.'

When a dad’s ego is so big it makes him think his kid is the best, even though the kid can’t even score a goal without falling over.

Dad: 'He’s the best. He’s the best.' Kid: 'I’m the best. I’m the best at falling.'

Dad texts the coach: 'He’s the best.' Coach: 'He’s the best. He’s also the best at tripping.'

Dad yells at the ref: 'You’re blind! My kid’s the best!' Ref: 'Sir, your kid’s the best at being clumsy.'