Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sperm juice that comes out when you're caught with your pants down and you have no idea what to say.

Bro, I had to explain daddy glue to my mom after I got caught eating pizza at 3 a. m.

He said, 'It's just daddy glue, chill.'

She texted me, 'What is daddy glue?' I replied, 'You don't wanna know.'

2

The stuff you shoot out when you're too proud to admit you're scared.

He said, 'I ain't scared, I'm just shooting daddy glue.'

She texted him, 'You're making me dizzy with all that daddy glue.'

He spilled it in the classroom and said it was just daddy glue.

3

The liquid you use to cover up your mistakes when you're too lazy to think of a better excuse.

He said, 'It's not a mess, it's just daddy glue.'

She said, 'You used daddy glue to get out of math class?'

He DM'd me, 'I got caught, I had to use daddy glue.'

4

The stuff that comes out when you're too tired to fight and just give up.

He said, 'I'm too tired, I'm just gonna shoot daddy glue.'

She said, 'He spilled daddy glue on the floor and didn't even care.'

He texted, 'I had to use daddy glue because I had no idea what time it was.'

5

The liquid you use when you're too dumb to know what's happening.

He said, 'I had no idea what I did, I just used daddy glue.'

She texted, 'He's too dumb to know what daddy glue is.'

He DM'd me, 'I used daddy glue because I was confused.'

6

The stuff you use when you're too high to care about the mess you made.

He said, 'I was too high to care, I just shot daddy glue everywhere.'

She said, 'He used daddy glue and didn't even notice the mess.'

He texted, 'I was high and just used daddy glue.'