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When a kid is absolutely obsessed with a guy who looks like he could still be a dad and has a face that screams 'I've been through hell and I still got time to mess with your life.'
'I'm 13 and I'm in love with my uncle's best friend who smells like whiskey and regret.'
'My crush is my teacher, and he still looks like he could beat me up and take my lunch money.'
'I like the guy who drives the bus, and he has a mustache that makes me want to cry.'