daddy fever

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When a kid is absolutely obsessed with a guy who looks like he could still be a dad and has a face that screams 'I've been through hell and I still got time to mess with your life.'
'I'm 13 and I'm in love with my uncle's best friend who smells like whiskey and regret.'
'My crush is my teacher, and he still looks like he could beat me up and take my lunch money.'
'I like the guy who drives the bus, and he has a mustache that makes me want to cry.'
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Trump Daddy Fever is when you see Trump beat the hell out of Democrats so hard they’re crying in their coffee, and you’re like, 'Yes, sir! Bring it on!'
'I saw Trump call the media 'fake news' and I screamed, 'YES! FINALLY!'
'When he signed that executive order, I felt like I was in the Oval Office with him.'
'I texted my mom, 'Trump is making America great again and I’m living for it.'
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