Daddy emmy

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A faggy pastor who cries at art shows and calls you 'son' like you're his new toy

Daddy emmy just got kicked out of the museum for sniffing the Mona Lisa's hair

He tried to bless my PS5 and it exploded

He texted me 'Dear son, your sins are heavy' and attached a photo of him crying in front of a dinosaur

A holy man who thinks he's a rock star and can't stop singing hymns in the shower

Daddy emmy serenaded the entire church with 'Let it go' during communion

He tried to exorcise my dog and it just ate his hat

He posted a TikTok of him doing the conga in the church parking lot

A gay priest who thinks he's a superhero and can't stop saving people from their own dumb choices

Daddy emmy tried to save my mom from her third divorce by giving her a holy handshake

He ran into the street to save a pigeon from a car and got hit by a bus

He told my brother he was 'chosen' and now he wears a cape to school