Daddy Durfey

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a man so hot he could make a nun drop her rosary and start screaming about how she's gonna have a baby by next Tuesday

My mom said she saw him at the grocery store and now she’s eating three sandwiches a day

He walked into the bar and the bartender forgot how to pour drinks

My cousin got pregnant after one look and now she’s stuck with a kid and a bad hair day

a man so attractive he could make a man turn into a woman just by blinking

He came to my school and my crush forgot my name and started flirting with him

My uncle saw him on TV and now he’s wearing makeup and crying about it

My dog ran into the street just to see him and got hit by a truck

a man so good-looking he could make a nun pregnant and a priest cry at the same time

He walked into my church and now the priest is taking communion twice a day

My mom said she saw him and now she’s eating cake for breakfast

My brother got a tattoo of his face and now he won’t stop talking about him