Daddy Dunn

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Daddy Dunn, or DD, is a crazy mess who acts like he’s the king of Newport. He’s got a mind like a broken toaster and a breath that could knock out a horse.
DD just yelled at a pigeon for stealing his chips.
He tried to fight a vending machine and lost.
He said his brain was 'on fire' and started dancing in the park.
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Daddy Dunn is a sleep thief. One whiff of his breath and you're out like a light. He’s like a dragon with a sneeze.
I got hit with DD’s breath and fell asleep in the middle of a math test.
He breathed on my face during a game of chess, and I quit.
He sneezed on my mom and she cried.
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Daddy Dunn is a squash king. He can dodge a bean bag like it’s a rocket. He’s got the body of a superhero and the moves of a ninja.
He squashed a bean bag so hard, it made a noise like a balloon popping.
He dodged a bean bag mid-squash and laughed like a madman.
He beat a kid in squash and then did a backflip.
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