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The guy who makes your heart go boom like a firecracker in a hot dog stand
My ex said he looked like a hot dog with extra sauce
I saw him and my dog started barking at me
My mom said he looked like a firecracker in a hot dog stand
Daddy Dre
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The man who could make a salad look like a crime scene
He walked in and my salad was ruined
He looked at my lunch and it cried
He ate my snack and it screamed for help
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The guy who could make a bathroom look like a palace
He used my bathroom and I found a crown in the toilet
He cleaned my bathroom and I found a diamond ring
He took a dump and it was like a royal event
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The man who could make your dog jealous of your dating life
My dog walked out on me for him
My dog started barking at me when he showed up
My dog now eats my snacks and I eat his leftovers
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The guy who could make your mom cry over a pizza
He walked in and my mom started sobbing over the pizza
He ordered pizza and my mom fainted
He took one bite and my mom cried like it was the end of the world
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The man who could make your dad look like a rookie in the NBA
He played basketball and my dad looked like a rookie
He beat my dad in a game and my dad cried
He took my dad's spot and my dad got fired