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Yue is a smelly Daddy Dragon who stinks so bad he makes your socks smell like a toilet after a party.

Yue just ate a taco and now he reeks like a garbage can on fire.

He came into the room and my dog ran away screaming.

His breath smells like old sneakers and regret.

Yue is a Daddy Dragon who doesn’t just eat you, he eats you and then laughs in your face.

He ate my homework and then gave me a belly ache.

He swallowed my little brother whole and then burped.

He bit my leg and said, ‘That was just appetizer.’

Yue is a Daddy Dragon with a temper and a mouth full of teeth that want to chew you up.

He yelled at my mom and then ate my cat.

He got angry and bit my pizza in half.

He screamed so loud my ears hurt and then ate my brother.