daddy dos

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my dad is a total legend and he makes me cum so much it feels like my brain is exploding
My dad is the best ever and he gives me the best blowjobs
He gives me cum so hard I feel like I'm gonna die
Dad is my cum machine and I love him to death
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a squiggle do daddy is a giant robotic monster that goes up your bum and either pulls out your poop or stretches your bum until it looks like a long skinny pancake
That squiggle do daddy is like a monster from hell
It stretches my bum so much it feels like it's going to pop
I hate that thing it's the worst
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when a man gets divorced and marries a new wife it's called the daddy do because he starts having sex with the new wife like it's the first time ever
He married his new wife and now he's having sex like it's the first time
Dad got divorced and now he's having sex with his new wife like he's never had sex before
He's so happy with his new wife he forgets about the old one
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