Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Like mommy milkers, but for guys with pecs so big they could punch a hole in a wall!

Bro, your chest is so big I think it's gonna explode.

That man flexed so hard I heard a cow moo from the next town.

He’s not just a daddy donker, he’s a daddy donker with a side of beef.

2

When a man’s pecs are so huge, they make your mom look like she skipped a meal.

That guy’s pecs are like two steaks and a side of fries.

He flexed so much, I got a free taco from the street vendor.

His chest is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.

3

For men who don’t just have pecs, they have pecs with a attitude.

He flexed so hard, the gym shook like it was earthquake season.

His pecs are so big, they could start their own band.

He’s not just a daddy donker, he’s a daddy donker with a side of swagger.

4

When a guy’s pecs are so big, they could probably bench-press a donkey.

His chest is so big, it could probably bench-press a donkey.

He flexed so hard, the donkey got a free donut.

That guy’s pecs are so big, they’re basically a second job.

5

For guys who have pecs so big, they could probably start their own gym.

His pecs are so big, they could start their own gym.

That man’s chest is so big, it has its own membership.

He flexed so much, the gym signed him as a lifetime member.

6

When a guy’s pecs are so big, they could probably be a full-time side dish.

His chest is so big, it’s like a full-course meal.

He flexed so much, the waiter brought a second plate.

That man’s pecs could probably be a side dish at the buffet.