Daddy Dollars

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Cash you get from your dad that he probably stole and didn't earn. It's like a free lunch but with less food and more shame.
Dad just handed me $50 and said, 'This is for your new phone.' I know he got it from robbing a bank.
My dad gave me $20 for my birthday and said, 'I earned it by winning a bet with my cousin.' I don't believe him.
He gave me $100 and said, 'This is so you don't have to work.' I'm going to spend it on pizza and then work anyway.
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A rapper from Dade County who raps about killing people and getting arrested. He's like the cool kid who always gets in trouble.
Trick Daddy just dropped a new song about shooting his ex and getting arrested at a gas station.
He raps about violence and then gets arrested for fighting in a mall.
He got in trouble with the cops again and now he's got a new song called 'Jail Time.'
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A dad who shows up like a magician, throws you gifts and cash, then vanishes like he was never there. He’s a fraud with a silver dollar.
My dad showed up with a suitcase full of cash, said 'I'm rich now,' and then disappeared for three years.
He showed up with a new phone, a video game, and a promise to come back. He didn't.
He came in like a superhero, gave me $200, and then vanished like he was never there.
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