Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Girls who would kiss a frog if it had a six-pack and a dad joke.

I'll date that guy even if he smells like old pizza.

I'll wear that dumb outfit just to get a like.

I'll flirt with his brother just to make him jealous.

2

Girls who think their worth is based on how many boys text them instead of their mom.

He said I was cute, so I’m going to the prom with him.

I’m ignoring my mom because he messaged me.

I got a B on my test, but he said I was hot, so I don’t care.

3

Girls who would sell their soul for a boy’s attention, even if he’s a total dweeb.

I’ll do his homework if he texts me.

I’ll wear that ugly shirt if he likes me.

I’ll pretend to like his music even though it’s garbage.

4

Girls who think their dad's bad jokes are better than their mom's love.

He told a joke, and I laughed so hard I forgot my math test.

I’ll skip dinner just to text him.

He called me ‘sweetheart,’ and I felt special.

5

Girls who would eat a whole pizza just to get a boy to say they’re cute.

I ate the whole pizza because he said I was cute.

I skipped lunch just to text him.

I’ll do his chores if he says I’m pretty.

6

Girls who would fake a broken leg just to get a boy to hold their hand.

I tripped on purpose so he’d help me up.

I said I was sick just to text him.

I cried in the hallway so he’d come comfort me.