Daddy Do-over

My dad tried to do a daddy do-over with my mom after he married a woman who looked like a used pizza box.

He texted her: 'Hey, remember when we used to have sex? Let’s bring that back.'

She said, 'You divorced me for a girl who had more hair than a raccoon.'

He tried to do a daddy do-over by showing up at her house in pajamas.

He said, 'I still love you. You’re just not as pretty as my new wife.'

She replied, 'You don’t love me. You just don’t have a good enough phone.'

He did a daddy do-over because his second wife yelled at him for eating cereal for dinner.

He told his first wife, 'I’ll take you back if you stop yelling at me.'

She said, 'I’ll take you back if you stop eating like a child.'