Daddy Diemar

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A hot mess who thinks Spain is a vacation spot and not a real place.
Daddy Diemar said he’d move to Spain if he had a passport and a brain.
He tried to order paella and said 'I just want rice and a nap.'
He told his mom Spain is 'like Florida but with more sun and less judgment.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who looks good enough to be a king, but still thinks he’s just a tourist in Spain.
Daddy Diemar said he’d be the king of Spain if he had a crown and a napkin.
He tried to speak Spanish and said 'Hola, I need a beer and a siesta.'
He told his girlfriend 'Spain is just a 5-star hotel with fewer rules.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A hot guy who thinks he’s going to live in Spain and not just crash there.
Daddy Diemar said he’s going to live in Spain, but he forgot his suitcase.
He told his friends 'I’m just staying in Spain for a few months... maybe a year.'
He tried to rent an apartment and said 'I just need a bed and a view of the ocean.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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