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The king of cool. He’s a total tool but somehow still awesome. He sings like a diva to songs no one else knows and flashes his junk at random people when the party gets loud.
He did *Boys* by The Backstreet Boys at a bar and then showed off his boxers to the bartender.
At my cousin’s wedding, he sang *I Want It That Way* and laughed when the guests booed him.
He texted me mid-party: *I just did 50 Cent and I’m still wearing my jockstrap.*