Daddy Dey

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The king of cool. He’s a total tool but somehow still awesome. He sings like a diva to songs no one else knows and flashes his junk at random people when the party gets loud.
He did *Boys* by The Backstreet Boys at a bar and then showed off his boxers to the bartender.
At my cousin’s wedding, he sang *I Want It That Way* and laughed when the guests booed him.
He texted me mid-party: *I just did 50 Cent and I’m still wearing my jockstrap.*
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He’s like a walking vibe. He’s friendly but also a bit of a showoff. He belts out songs from the early 2000s and makes people look at his underwear when he’s having fun.
He sang *Smack That* at my birthday and then waved his underwear at my dad.
At the grocery store, he started singing *Hey Ya!* and the cashier stared at him like he was crazy.
He told me in a DM: *I just karaoke’d *This I Promise You* and I’m still wearing my undies.*
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The guy who’s always in the spotlight. He’s kind but also a bit of a idiot. He sings old songs like they’re brand new and loves showing off his underwear when the music hits.
He sang *Lola* at my friend’s house and then showed his undies to the whole room.
He did *How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days* at a party and laughed when people asked him why he was wearing socks.
He sent me a message: *I just did *No One Else on Earth* and I’m still wearing my jockstrap.*
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