daddy derrick

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A smelly, face-melting waste of space who thinks he’s a dad, but gets dicked down more than a soggy hot dog at a baseball game
He tried to flex at the gym and got called out by a kid who’s still in middle school.
He tried to pick up a girl and got laughed at by her mom.
He tried to be cool and ended up wearing his socks outside his shoes.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who looks like he crawled out of a trash can and thinks he’s a dad, but he gets dicked down like a loser in a game show
He showed up to a party with a mustache and no pants.
He tried to rap and sounded like a cat with a broken voice box.
He asked for respect and got a free sandwich instead.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who smells like old pizza and thinks he’s a dad, but he gets dicked down harder than a kid who forgot to do his homework
He tried to flirt with a waitress and got told he was 'not even a side dish.'
He showed up to a meeting with a beard and a juice box.
He tried to be tough and got kicked out of a restaurant for being a ‘mess.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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