daddy depot

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A dad who works at Home Depot and thinks he’s the king of construction
My daddy depot tried to build a treehouse and it looked like a junkyard.
He said he could fix my roof, but now it’s leaking and he’s stuck in the attic.
He told me he could build a spaceship, but it’s just a shopping cart with duct tape.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dad who works at Home Depot and acts like he invented the wheel
He said he built the pyramids, but I saw him struggling with a single shelf.
He told me he could fix my car, but now it’s broken and he’s arguing with the mechanic.
He claimed he could build a house in one day, but it took him three and half hours.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dad at Home Depot who thinks he’s the best at everything, even if he’s clearly not
He said he could paint my house, but now it looks like a toddler had a meltdown with crayons.
He tried to install a light fixture and it just hung there like a sad decoration.
He told me he could build a bridge, but it collapsed under his weight.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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