Daddy Den

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A creepy old man who thinks he's still cool and hopes to one day be as legendary as Daddy Nes

He asked my kid if they wanted to play video games, then asked if they wanted to play hide and seek with him

He tried to give me a lollipop and said he was 'just being friendly'

He followed my kid around the mall like a lost puppy

A man who still wears boxers and thinks he's a king, dreaming of ruling the world like Daddy Nes

He told my kid he was the king of the playground and demanded they bow to him

He tried to explain why he still wears boxers and called pajamas 'sissy clothes'

He said he was going to be a king one day and kicked a kid for no reason

A guy who thinks he's still young and wants to be a daddy like Nes, even though he's got more gray hairs than a raccoon

He told my kid he was 'still in his prime' and tried to do a push-up

He said he was 'just starting out' and gave my kid a bad haircut

He tried to beat my kid at a video game and lost because he forgot how to play

A man who thinks he's still hot and wants to be a dad legend like Nes, even though he smells like old socks

He told my kid he was 'still hot' and tried to high-five him

He said he was going to be a dad legend and then fell into a puddle

He asked my kid if he wanted to be his 'special friend' and then left a wet spot on the floor

A person who thinks he's still a cool dad and wants to be like Nes, even though he can't remember his own password

He told my kid he was 'the coolest dad' and then forgot his own phone password

He said he was going to be a dad legend and then asked my kid to help him find his keys

He tried to send a text to my kid but mistyped his name as 'Dad Legend'

A man who thinks he's still a dad icon and wants to be like Nes, even though he can't tie his shoes properly

He told my kid he was 'a dad icon' and then tripped over his own shoelaces

He said he was going to be like Nes and then fell into a trash can

He tried to tie his shoes and ended up with a knot that looked like a spider web