daddy december

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A drunk Irish man who claims to be Santa and posts pictures of himself drinking whiskey on Instagram

'Daddy December is here, and he’s already passed out on the couch.'

'I just got a DM from Daddy December: 'I’m coming for your presents, and I’m bringing a hangover.'

'Daddy December tried to deliver my gift, but he forgot his pants.'

A man who looks like a failed Christmas party and thinks he’s Santa

'Daddy December showed up at my house and asked for a drink instead of a gift.'

'My mom said Daddy December was the best Santa she ever had, because he stole her cookies.'

'Daddy December took a selfie with my dog and called it ‘a magical moment.’'

An Irish guy who thinks he’s Santa and posts pictures of himself getting drunk on Instagram

'Daddy December just posted a video of himself doing the twist in a Christmas sweater.'

'Daddy December sent me a DM: 'I’ll deliver your gift if you buy me a beer.''

'Daddy December is so wasted he thinks the elves are his cousins.'