daddy dean

My dad is the only man who could make a baby cry and still get a high five

Daddy Dean is like a superhero who also gives bad advice

He’s the reason I know how to throw a tantrum like a pro

Daddy Dean gave me life and also the worst advice

He’s the reason I still believe in fairy tales

He told me to be a rockstar and now I just have a job at a gas station

Daddy Dean could beat up a grown man and still have time to feed you

He’s like a superhero who also cooks

He fought my uncle and still made dinner on time

Daddy Dean is the only man who could make you cry and still get a hug

He cried with me and still gave me a hug

He made me cry at a funeral and still gave me a hug

Daddy Dean took me to the park and still beat my mom at a game

He played chess with me and still beat my mom

He took me to the park and still beat my mom at checkers

Daddy Dean got me a job and still let me fail

He gave me a job and still let me fail

He got me a job and still let me fail at everything