Daddy Dealer

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A fresh-faced rapper who thinks he’s the next big thing, but his music sounds like he recorded it in a closet while high on expired weed.
@daddydealer just dropped a track called ‘I’m the King of SoundCloud’ and it’s just him yelling into a trash can
He tried to do a live stream and it cut out after 10 seconds
His bio says ‘Future of hip-hop’ but his mom still calls him ‘babe’
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A smelly, bitter, failed rapper who still thinks he's cool and tries to make you feel bad for not being as good as him.
He sent me a DM: ‘You’re just a fan. I’m a legend.’
He yelled at a kid for not liking his song
He tried to beatbox at a gas station and failed
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A drug dealer who acts like he’s your friend and tries to convince you to take more drugs than you need, like he’s your drug therapist.
He gave me three hits of weed and said, ‘You’re not a real person until you’re high.’
He tried to make me smoke a whole blunt by telling me it was ‘the last one’
He said, ‘You look like you need a boost’ and gave me a hit of something that made me cry
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