Daddy Davod

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Daddy Davod is a legend who looks like he could cut you in half with his face. He’s got so many kids he might be the reason the school’s roof creaks.

DM: 'Sir, you look like you could eat my face for breakfast.'

Text: 'Daddy Davod just walked in. The whole class shut up.'

Tweet: 'Saw him in a Tintin costume. Still scary.'

Daddy Davod is a god who can make a kitten admit to 9-11. He also beats his brother at badminton like it’s a joke.

Text: 'He made my cat confess to the twin towers. It was a crime.'

DM: 'Just got beaten at badminton by a god.'

Tweet: 'Daddy Davod’s brother is a disgrace.'

Daddy Davod is a myth who looks like a superhero. He has connections in Slough and Uxbridge, and he’s got more kids than a bus.

Text: 'He’s got more kids than a bus. I’m not even sure how.'

Tweet: 'He’s got friends in Slough and Uxbridge. I just have a lunch lady.'

DM: 'He looks like a superhero. I look like I just lost a bet.'

Daddy Davod is a man who can make a kitten confess to 9-11. He also uses his jaw like a knife in food-tech class.

Text: 'He used his face as a knife. It was terrifying.'

DM: 'He made my cat admit to 9-11. It was a mess.'

Tweet: 'Daddy Davod’s jaw is sharper than my teacher’s grading.'

Daddy Davod is a god who’s so handsome he looks like he could eat your face. He’s got more kids than a school has kids.

Text: 'He looked like he could eat my face. I took a step back.'

Tweet: 'He has more kids than our school. I think he’s got a side job.'

DM: 'He’s got more kids than my mom has chores.'

Daddy Davod is a man who beats his brother at badminton like it’s a joke. He’s also got more kids than a bus driver.

Text: 'He beats his brother at badminton. I just lost to my little brother.'

Tweet: 'He’s got more kids than a bus driver. That’s a lot of kids.'

DM: 'He beats his brother like it’s a joke. I just lost to my mom.'