daddy dave

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Daddy Dave is the king of all dicks. He doesn’t just do you, he owns you. Other daddies are just warm-up acts.

Daddy Steve tried to do me, but he was out of gas before the second round.

Daddy Dave came in and made me feel like a princess. Steve just made me feel like a sad hot dog.

I asked for a snack, and Daddy Dave gave me a full-course meal.

Daddy Dave is the man who makes you feel like you’re getting a five-star massage with a side of meat.

Daddy Steve was just a snack. Daddy Dave was a full meal with dessert.

I had a heart attack from how good he was. Steve just gave me a headache.

Daddy Dave made me forget my own name. Steve made me forget my own face.

Daddy Dave is the most beautiful man who ever existed. He’s got the charm of a pirate and the stamina of a beast.

Daddy Steve looked like a tired raccoon. Daddy Dave looked like a prince from a fairy tale.

Daddy Dave made me feel like I was on a throne. Steve just made me feel like I was on a broken chair.

Daddy Dave gave me a high five with his dick. Steve just gave me a slap.