daddy dashorst

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he’s the only daddy worth his salt and he knows it

Daddy dashorst just gave me a 5-star review and I’m still crying

He’s the only one who can beat my dad at chess and still have time to flirt with my mom

He’s like a dad and a rockstar rolled into one and I’m just the fan

he’s the daddy who doesn’t need a title, just a snack and a compliment

Daddy dashorst asked for a bagel and a high-five and I gave him both

He came to my school play and didn’t even flinch when I tripped on stage

He’s the only dad who’d rather eat cereal for dinner than watch me fail math

he’s the daddy who’s got more moves than my mom’s dance squad

Daddy dashorst did the cha-cha in the grocery store and I got free candy

He’s got a dance move for every problem and I’m just the background music

He’s got more swag than my uncle’s car and he knows it