Daddy Daiiv

Bro, I'm gonna beat you in the shower, and you're gonna cry like a baby.

He tried to flex in the locker room, and the guys laughed so hard they got sent to the principal's office.

He posted a picture of his pants, and it looked like he was wearing a sock.

He said he could take on the whole football team, and then he got scared when the coach walked in.

He tried to impress my mom, and she just gave him a look that said, 'You're not even close.'

He posted a selfie with a banana, and it was bigger than his junk.

He bragged about his size until he had to take off his shirt, and it was like a sad hot dog.

He challenged me to a duel, and I won by just standing there.

He said he could beat me in a race, and I beat him by walking.