daddy crimbo

Daddy Crimbo showed up at my house with a suitcase full of presents and a tiny hat. I didn’t even need pants for Christmas this year.

He came through the door like he owned the place and dropped a pile of gifts on the floor. My mom was confused.

Daddy Crimbo walked in with a gift bag and a smirk. I knew I was getting the best present that night.

Daddy Crimbo handed me a video game and said nothing. I knew he didn’t care if I finished it.

He gave me a brand new bike but didn’t even tell me how to ride it. I crashed into the tree.

Daddy Crimbo dropped off all the gifts and left. No explanation. No love. Just presents.

Daddy Crimbo brought all the gifts but didn’t even take a bite of the cookies. I was mad.

He showed up with a ton of gifts and no snacks. I had to eat my own cookies.

Daddy Crimbo came in with a bag of presents and a tiny snack. I got all the presents and the whole snack.