daddy complex

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A girl who thinks every old man is her new dad because her real one was a drunk who passed out on the couch.

DM: 'You're my new dad. I don't care if you're 40 and I'm 16.'

Text: 'You're the only one who buys me food. My dad buys me fast food.'

Tweet: 'My dad smells like whiskey and regret. You smell like money and hope.'

A woman in her early 20s who will sleep with anyone who promises to be her dad and not her boyfriend.

Text: 'I'll do anything if you promise to be my dad.'

DM: 'Don't ask me to be your girlfriend. Just be my dad.'

Tweet: 'My dad never took me to the movies. You took me to the mall. You're my dad now.'

A guy who spends all his money on his friends because he thinks he's their dad and not their buddy.

Text: 'I'm paying for your dinner. I'm your dad.'

DM: 'You're broke? I'm your dad. I'll pay for everything.'

Tweet: 'I'm your dad. I'm paying for your Netflix, your tacos, and your bad life choices.'