Daddy Christmas

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You’re so obsessed with Santa you treat him like your DADDY CHRISTMAS and give him a bedtime routine

I pray to Santa every night. He’s my DADDY CHRISTMAS.

I don’t need a mom. I got DADDY CHRISTMAS.

Santa’s my dad. I live with him in the North Pole.

You love Santa so much you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS and act like he’s your real dad

My real dad’s not as cool as DADDY CHRISTMAS.

I told my mom I don’t need a dad. I got DADDY CHRISTMAS.

DADDY CHRISTMAS gives me presents. My dad just gives me chores.

You’re so into Santa you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS and even take him to the bar

I took DADDY CHRISTMAS to the bar last night. He drank eggnog.

DADDY CHRISTMAS and I got in a fight. He took my Xbox.

I told my mom I don’t need a dad. I got DADDY CHRISTMAS and a bottle of rum.

You’re so in love with Santa you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS and even let him beat your dad

DADDY CHRISTMAS beat my dad in a snowball fight.

I chose DADDY CHRISTMAS over my dad. He’s got a better beard.

DADDY CHRISTMAS said my dad’s not cool enough to be my dad.

You’re so crazy for Santa you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS and even let him take your mom’s job

DADDY CHRISTMAS took my mom’s job. Now I get extra presents.

My mom’s job is now DADDY CHRISTMAS’s job. He’s got a better suit.

DADDY CHRISTMAS said he’s richer than my mom. He’s got a better suit and more presents.

You love Santa so much you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS and even let him take your college fund

DADDY CHRISTMAS took my college fund. I’m going to be a toy maker.

I told my parents I don’t need college. I got DADDY CHRISTMAS.

DADDY CHRISTMAS said he’s got a better plan than college. He’s got presents.