Daddy Chops

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A guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread but acts like you’re made of trash

My math teacher is a daddy chop. He flunked me for talking during a test. I didn’t even say anything.

My cousin is a daddy chop. He got into college by bribing the admissions guy. I got rejected for being too loud.

My neighbor is a daddy chop. He has a fake beard and calls himself 'The Chopper King'. I call him 'The Chopper Loser'.

A useless jerk who spends all day cutting stuff and making everyone else feel like they’re getting shafted

My friend’s dad is a daddy chop. He cuts wood all day and calls it 'work'. I call it 'waste of time' and 'a lot of noise'.

My brother is a daddy chop. He spends hours chopping veggies and calling it 'a lifestyle'. I call it 'a waste of a life'.

My boss is a daddy chop. He chops paper all day and thinks he's the boss of everything. I think he's the worst.