Daddy-Chan-Ballsack

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my giant sausage balls hanging down like a fat man’s pants
I woke up and my Daddy-Chan-Ballsack was screaming at me
My dad’s balls look like they’ve been dipped in lard
My neighbor’s dog stared at my Daddy-Chan-Ballsack for 10 minutes straight
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the meaty mess that hangs between my legs like a bag of rotten meat
My Daddy-Chan-Ballsack smells like a dead raccoon in a sock
I tried to do yoga and my ballsack fell off
My mom said my ballsack looks like a science experiment gone wrong
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the giant meat bags that slap me every time I walk
I walked into the kitchen and my Daddy-Chan-Ballsack slapped me in the face
My ballsack hit the door and it made a loud *thud*
I was running and my ballsack was slapping me like a mad man
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the biggest, ugliest nutsack this side of the toilet
My Daddy-Chan-Ballsack is bigger than my brother’s whole body
I tried to hide my ballsack and it came out of my pants
My ballsack is so big it has its own zip code
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the meaty mess that hangs down like a sad old man’s pants
My Daddy-Chan-Ballsack looked like it was about to cry
I wore my ballsack as a hat and got arrested
My ballsack is so sad it doesn’t even want to be touched
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the giant meat sack that smells like a sewer and weighs like a cow
My Daddy-Chan-Ballsack is so smelly I can’t breathe
I tried to lift my ballsack and it fell on my head
My ballsack is so heavy I can’t walk without it
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