daddy card

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A fancy plastic card given by a rich guy to a hot girl, so she can spend his money like it's her own. He takes the hit if she goes crazy and buys 100 pairs of shoes.

DM: 'I'm getting my daddy card upgraded to platinum. You're now my official shoe supplier.'

Text: 'I spent $5,000 on a dress. I'm just getting started.'

Call: 'You said I could buy whatever I wanted. What does that even mean?'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The only thing that keeps a rich, spoiled kid from crying in the mall food court.

Text: 'I need my daddy card or I'm leaving you at the mall.'

DM: 'I'm not buying anything unless you send me the card.'

Call: 'I'm going to call the police if you don't give me the card.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A broke, out-of-shape dad who married a young girl just to get her green card and keep his pants on.

Text: 'I married her for the visa, not for the love.'

Call: 'I can't even walk to the grocery store anymore.'

DM: 'I'm getting a green card and a new body.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When some guy thinks he’s your dad just because you let him buy you lunch once.

Text: 'Daddy, I’m getting pizza.'

Call: 'You called me daddy. I’m officially your dad.'

DM: 'I’m your dad now. I know it.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

An old man who marries a hot girl just to get her green card and forget about his own problems.

Text: 'She’s young, pretty, and she’s getting me a green card.'

Call: 'I married her for the visa, not for the love.'

DM: 'I’m getting a green card and a new body.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago