daddy bulge

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a huge Penis that a married man gets when he's been holding back for too long and finally lets it all out
My dad’s got a daddy bulge so big, my mom had to take a second job just to pay for the gym.
He walked into the room with a daddy bulge and a smile that said, 'I’m not done yet.'
The guy at the bar had a daddy bulge so big, the bartender gave him a free drink and a warning.
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when a man's Penis gets so big, it’s like it’s been waiting for a chance to flex
He had a daddy bulge so big, it looked like it was doing sit-ups on its own.
At the family reunion, my uncle had a daddy bulge that made the whole table laugh.
The guy next to me on the plane had a daddy bulge that made the flight attendants check his seatbelt twice.
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a Penis so big, it’s like it’s been cheating on the man
His daddy bulge was so big, it looked like it had its own Instagram page.
He walked in with a daddy bulge and a smirk like he knew he’d won.
The guy at the gym had a daddy bulge so big, the weights were jealous.
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