daddy buffet

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A daddy buffet is like a hotel full of guys who are all ready to give you a hard time for money. It’s like a buffet, but instead of food, you get butt stuff and bad decisions.

I paid $50 to get licked by three guys who looked like they hadn’t showered since the ‘90s.

The daddy buffet had a guy who called me ‘honey bun’ and charged me extra.

I got a massage from a guy who smelled like old pizza and regretted it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A daddy buffet is a place where men take you on a wild ride and make you pay for it. It's like a buffet, but you get cock instead of chicken.

The guy at the daddy buffet said I could ‘explore’ him for $200. I explored him and got a coupon for more.

I went to the daddy buffet and got a guy who looked like he just came out of a jail cell.

The daddy buffet guy gave me a sandwich and a blow job. The sandwich was better.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A daddy buffet is when a hotel is packed with guys who want to use you like a free towel. It's like a buffet, but instead of meat, you get meaty guys.

I got stuck with a guy at the daddy buffet who had a beard and a bad attitude.

The daddy buffet guy asked me if I wanted a foot massage or a face massage. I said both, and got charged for it.

The daddy buffet was so bad, I left and went to the buffet next door.

by Slangipedia 5d ago