Daddy brandon

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A kid who chugs beer like it's water and robs people just so he can buy a pack of smokes and tell some girl he wants to bone her

I just stole a taco truck so I could buy a pack of smokes and text my crush.

I drank 10 beers and now I'm gonna rob a bank just to feel cool.

I told my crush I wanted to bone her, and I didn’t even know what that meant.

A punk who lives in crime and gets all hot and bothered when a girl says she wants to get frisky

I robbed a convenience store just so I could text my crush.

I got all hot and bothered when my crush said she wanted to get frisky.

I live in crime and still can’t tell the difference between a cop and a pizza delivery guy.