Daddy Bouncer

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like when your homie’s dad shows up and starts flexing like he’s the main man

My homie’s dad showed up at the party and started rapping. I was like, 'Bro, you’re not even here!'

My cousin’s dad showed up at the basketball game and tried to outscore me. I lost because he’s a beast.

My friend’s dad showed up at the concert and tried to sing. The crowd was confused and terrified.

when your dad’s friends come to your school and act like they’re cool

My dad’s friend showed up at my math test and started helping me cheat. I got an A and got in trouble.

My dad’s buddy showed up at the lunch table and started telling jokes. I laughed so hard I spilled my milk.

My dad’s friend showed up at my science fair and tried to take all the credit. I was like, 'You didn’t even do the experiment!'

when your dad’s crew crashes your hangout and starts making a mess

My dad’s crew showed up at my sleepover and ate all the snacks. I had to eat cereal for breakfast.

My dad’s homies showed up at my game night and started playing cards like it was a war.

My dad’s group showed up at my birthday party and took over the dance floor. I was stuck in the corner.