Daddy Bought It Mobile

A tiny, cheap, flashy car that your dad bought you so you can look cool while he looks like a fool. It’s usually pink, shiny, and smells like cheap perfume and regret.

A car your dad buys you because he thinks it’s cool, even though it’s barely a car and looks like something from a mall.

A car your dad buys you because he’s too cheap to buy you a real car, but he still wants you to look fancy.

A car your dad buys you so you can drive around like you’re rich, even though you’re just rich in embarrassment.

A car your dad buys you because he’s trying to make up for his own sad life, and yours now is just a mess.