daddy big stacks

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A man with so much cash he could buy a sandwich and still have enough left to buy a whole damn buffet.
My daddy big stacks just bought me a car with his credit card. I didn't even ask.
He dropped a $100 bill on the floor. I stepped on it. Now I'm rich.
He said he'd pay for my pizza. Then he paid for the whole damn restaurant.
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A guy who has so much money he doesn't know what to do with it, so he just throws it at people.
He threw a $50 bill at me for failing math. I passed the test just to get it back.
He gave me a thousand dollars for my birthday. I spent it all on candy.
He paid for my entire summer vacation just because he felt like it.
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A man who has so much money he could buy the moon and still have change for a soda.
He paid for my school lunch and the lunch of every kid in the school.
He gave me a hundred bucks for walking to the store. I didn't even need it.
He said he'd buy me a new phone. Then he bought me a whole phone store.
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A guy with so much money he could buy a goldfish and still have enough left to buy it a mansion.
He gave me $50 for my homework. I didn't even do it.
He paid for my entire year of school just because he felt like it.
He said he'd buy me a new video game. Then he bought me a whole gaming console.
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A man who has so much money he could buy a sandwich and still have enough to buy a whole damn buffet.
He dropped a hundred bucks on me just for saying hi.
He gave me a thousand dollars for my birthday. I spent it on snacks.
He paid for my entire summer vacation just because he felt like it.
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A guy who has so much money he could buy a goldfish and still have enough left to buy it a mansion.
He paid for my lunch and the lunch of every kid in the school.
He gave me $50 for my homework. I didn't even do it.
He said he'd buy me a new video game. Then he bought me a whole gaming console.
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