daddy belly

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the glorious, sagging, sausage-shaped gut that every dad gets when they stop caring about their body and start caring about their kid's snack choices.
My dad’s belly is so big, it looks like it’s trying to take over his whole body.
I can’t even sit next to him at the dinner table anymore.
He eats a whole pizza by himself and calls it a snack.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the belly that grows when a man stops working out and starts working on his relationship with the fridge.
He’s got a belly so big, it’s like it has its own personality.
He eats ice cream for breakfast and calls it a lifestyle.
He’s not a dad anymore. He’s a belly.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the result of too many years of eating burgers, not doing push-ups, and pretending you’re still in shape.
He looks like he’s been pregnant for six years.
He eats a whole cake and says it’s just a dessert.
He can’t even bend over without his belly screaming at him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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