Daddy Bear

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A man who’s soft but still got a backbone. He’s smart, hilarious, and hot. He gives you everything you need, even when you don’t ask. He’s got that vibe that makes you feel like you’ve won the lottery, and his eyes look like they were made by God himself.
You’re sitting there, and he looks at you, and you’re like, 'I’m in love.'
He walks in the room, and you feel like the whole world just got better.
He’s the reason you skipped lunch, work, and your mom’s birthday.
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The guy version of a MILF. He’s a dad, maybe even a husband, and he’s still hot. You’ll find him at sports games, pushing a stroller at the fair, or eating a sandwich at lunch like he owns the place. He’s got a bald head, sunglasses, and the attitude to match.
He’s at the football game, eating a hot dog, and you’re like, 'He’s the best dad ever.'
He’s pushing a stroller at the fair, and you’re thinking, 'That’s my future.'
He walks into the office, and your coworkers are like, 'Who’s that?' You say, 'That’s my Daddy Bear.'
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A guy who went from being your friend to your obsession. He’s like your gay best friend or your brother. But you’re stuck with him, and you can’t escape. Even if you wanted to, you’re just stuck in the friend zone forever.
You’re sitting there, and he says, 'Hey, you look tired.' You’re like, 'You’ve been talking to me for five years.'
He’s your friend, and you’re in love, but you can’t tell him.
You try to escape, but he’s like, 'You can’t leave me now.'
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A gay guy in his 40s who’s got the looks of a dad and the attitude of a bear. He’s got a beard, tattoos, and a body that screams 'I’ve been around.' He’s looking for a younger guy to be his partner, and he’s not afraid to tell you.
He walks in, and you’re like, 'That’s the guy I want.'
He says, 'I’m looking for someone younger,' and you’re like, 'That’s me.'
He’s got a tattoo, a beard, and a voice that makes you weak in the knees.
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