Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The gooey stuff a man shoots out when he gets super turned on and can't hold it in anymore.

My mom called it 'the mess he made on the couch.'

He said it was 'the best he ever did.'

She cried when she saw it on the pillow.

2

The liquid that comes out of a guy's pecker when he's too excited to think straight.

He said it was 'like a fire hydrant exploded.'

She called it 'the aftermath of a war.'

He texted me, 'It was like a waterfall.'

3

The stuff men send flying when they’re too proud to hide their excitement.

He said it was 'like a rocket launch.'

She called it 'the explosion of his pride.'

He texted, 'It was like a fountain.'

4

The wet stuff men throw out when they can’t help but be a showoff.

He told me it was 'like a sprinkler.'

She said it looked like 'a waterfall from a man.'

He texted, 'It was like a deluge.'

5

The slimy stuff a man shoots out when he’s too happy to be quiet.

He said it was like 'a volcano erupting.'

She called it 'the mess of his happiness.'

He texted, 'It was like a geyser.'

6

The goop men let fly when they're too proud to be modest.

He said it was 'like a fountain of shame.'

She called it 'the stuff of legends.'

He texted, 'It was like a tsunami.'