Daddy Banks

Daddy Banks just bought a private island. My mom’s ex still lives in my old bedroom.

He dropped a million dollars on a pizza. My mom’s ex paid for a single slice.

Daddy Banks has a yacht. My mom’s ex has a bike with a broken chain.

Daddy Banks handed me a hundred bills like I was asking for a snack.

He paid for my entire class trip with a single finger.

He threw a twenty at me like it was a tennis ball.

He doesn’t know what a food stamp is. I had to explain it to him like he was a baby.

He said ‘poverty’ like it was a bad word he heard in the bathroom.

He called his lawyer ‘poor’ and got a new one.