Daddy adnan

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He’s a chunky old bit*h who scribbles bad news stories that make your brain hurt.
He wrote, 'The sky is blue because the moon is sad.'
His report said, 'The president ate a donut and cried.'
He told the world, 'The cat is now the president.'
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He’s a huge bit*h with a face like a pizza and a brain like a wet sock.
He said, 'The sun went to sleep and forgot to wake up.'
He wrote, 'The dog ran faster than time.'
He told the world, 'The moon is a cheese sandwich.'
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He’s a big, fat bit*h who writes news like it’s a bad dream.
He wrote, 'The president sneezed and caused a war.'
He said, 'The ocean is now a couch.'
He told the world, 'The sky is now a donut.'
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