daddy adam

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A giant cock that’s been cut down so much it’s barely hanging on, but it only spits out cum if you’re good enough to handle the holy juice.

Daddy Adam gave me the finger and said I wasn’t worthy of his cum.

I cried for 3 hours just to get his cum.

He called me a disgrace and said my cum was weak.

A boy so good at everything he looks like Jesus, but he sings about scary dreams and shooting flare guns like it’s a job.

He sang about flare guns in the shower and I got a boner.

He said nightmares were his second job.

He took a flare gun to my math test and I failed.

You call yourself Daddy Adam if you’re too dumb to use your real name in any other nickname.

I tried to call him Mr. Adam and he said I was a disgrace.

He told me I was too dumb to use my real name.

He called me a nickname loser and I cried.