DAddy ;)#3735

DAddy just texted me saying he’s the reason I got a B on my math test.

My mom called DAddy and said he’s the only one who can fix my dad’s bad hair day.

DAddy DM’d me during my lunch break to tell me he’s the reason I’m popular.

DAddy tried to help me with algebra and just screamed the answer.

At the party, DAddy was the only one who tried to rap and failed.

DAddy texted me to say he’s the best at Fortnite, even though he lost to my brother.

DAddy said he’s the only one who knows how to fix my phone, even though he broke it.

DAddy told me he’s the reason my dog is cute, but my dog hates him.

DAddy texted me during my test to say he’s the reason I got a 100%.

DAddy called me to say he’s the king of the school, even though he got detention.

DAddy posted a TikTok saying he’s the king of the basketball court, but he missed the shot.

DAddy told my teacher he’s the king of the classroom, but he fell asleep in class.

DAddy said he’s the best at video games, but he lost to my little brother.

DAddy posted a photo of himself and said he’s the best at dancing, but he tripped.

DAddy told me he’s the best at cooking, but he burnt my mom’s pizza.

DAddy told me he’s the most important person in the universe, but he forgot his lunch.

DAddy said he’s the most important person in the school, but he got locked out.

DAddy posted a video saying he’s the most important person ever, but he fell off the stage.